Poster Boy for I'm Not Sure What

B cleaned the kitchen AND the bathroom this weekend. And I sat on my ass like the lazy bitch I am.

It wasn't until last night that I realized that he was totally using cleaning as a procrastination tool, to avoid working on the 10-page paper that was due on Friday, that he told his prof he would have done today, that still wasn't done as of this morning.

But would I have yelled at him, told him to put down the sponge and go do his homework, if I had realized his ploy sooner?

That, my friends, is a difficult question.

I don't think our kitchen has been this clean since before we moved in.