I WIN!!

I finally returned the crappy non-functioning Lexmark printer to the hell from whence it came (aka Walmart), and went to BestBuy and got an HP model instead. Fifteen minutes. That's all it took to set the thing up and get it working... wirelessly! HALLELUIA!! So now I can work upstairs and print downstairs, and B can work in the dining room and print in the living room. Plus scan AND copy.

God, why am I so excited about a damn printer?

B comes home tomorrow, thank god. Not because I missed him or anything (ok, I did, a LOT, and yes it was only a week but STILL) but because the damn dog had been completely neurotic the whole time. Every damn day I'd come home from work and there'd be something. A dish out of the sink, the entire jar of cat treats annihilated, my new box of pantyhose chewed, the corner of my scrapbook gnawed... and today, the climax: a nice steaming pile of shit in the basement. I was gone for THREE HOURS DOG, FUCK.

IsthatdaddyscarIthoughtIhearddaddyscarwheresdaddyImissdaddyIsthatdaddyscar?!?!@!*&$#!!!

*Sigh*
So hopefully tomorrow night he'll be back to normal, which means only destroying one item of Tupperware a month instead of one a day.

PS: my new haircut is perfect! Very Natalie Portman/Katie Holmes but without the bangs and the weirdness. I'll have to take a good pic & add it later.