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To the Office Cleaning Staff -
Learn how to load a frickin' dishwasher. The idea is to spread things out so that (a) they don't bang against each other and chip, and (b) the water and soap actually reach the surface you intend to clean. Jamming everything into 6 square inches on the top rack is not conducive to actually washing the dishes. Also, quit forgetting to put the detergent in.
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To the Toledo Fire & Rescue Department -
Apparently your EMT's need to take some basic driving classes. When entering the freeway, you do not STOP on the on-ramp. You ACCELERATE. You MERGE with the traffic. This is not an intersection. Also pay attention to the fact that there are cars behind you that do not wish to provide work for you by being rear-ended by the other people who expect to gun it up the ramp.
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To the Dog -
Yes, it's raining again. Let's not have another episode like last weekend, where you kept trying to sneak past me to the basement to poop, and eventually I had to forcibly drag you outside in a downpour, then stand in the rain for half an hour waiting for you to do your business. Maybe it's a result of you not having any balls, but please, MAN UP. You aren't going to melt.
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To my Cell Phone -
Keep it up and I'll drop you in the parking lot on "accident" then watch in joy as my co-workers with their big-ass trucks run over you repeatedly. (Note: phones with 'touch screens' do not equate an iPhone. Samsung, the Glyde is a wonderful idea, but you really need to work on it.)
I thought dogs were genetically engineered to be outside- and that includes rain. Our 110 pound German Shepherd is the biggest baby when it comes to rain. Do they seriously think they're going to melt?
ReplyDeleteI saw an EMT slam into someones side the other day its really sad. I have to dogs that are like that. One will play in the rain after you force her out and the other will refuse to go out at all.
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