Maybe scotch has less calories?

Scene:  In the car with B, on the way to the local watering hole for Jiggs Dinner and a pint on St. Patty's Day.  The new song "Whiskey in Mind" by Christian Kane is on the CD player.  The song basically talks about a hot woman buying the singer several rounds of whiskey in an obvious effort to get him drunk & take advantage of him.


B: See, guys like him, this kind of shit really happens to them.  Hot country singers-slash-actors-slash-Batman type guys, they get chicks buying them shots of whiskey.  Me, I get chicks buying me salads.  "This is from the lady at the end of the bar.  THE SALAD BAR.  Don't worry, it's low-fat dressing!"