No, I'm not watching the game

I became a sports fan when I was a teen, when my three best friends and I started up the sports medicine program at our high school.  We added the task of stat-keeping to our usual ankle-taping and nose-bleed-plugging duties, so I learned a lot about the in's and out's of most sports.  I'm not coordinated or in shape enough to play anything myself, but I LOVE football and NCAA basketball (not a fan of the NBA), and later added baseball to the list.

My husband, however, doesn't like sports.  Yes, I'm serious.  He's an anomaly.

He'll watch baseball occasionally, and grew up as an Orioles fan.  He played hockey as a kid.  He has a strong interest in martial arts (he studied Jeet Kune Do and Silat for a little while) and loves UFC.  But he can't stand football or basketball.  GAH.

I also have the added problem that my teams are on the west coast, but I live in Ohio.  So it's all Buckeyes, all the time out here, and it's difficult to be a Huskies/Mariners/Seahawks fan (or Trojans/Broncos, but shhh, don't tell) simply due to the fact that their games aren't usually aired.  So I've completely lost track of sports.

Hence my addiction to crime dramas and gardening, I guess.